Wednesday, 23 May 2007

BREAKING NEWS: Ainsley Harriot IS a 'winner'


We obviously already knew that he was a winner when he took over from Fern on Ready Steady Cook. But now thanks to the graphics department at the BBC (because they obviously couldn't think of any other chefs) Ainsley is now the face of victory over the smoking ban. See how he's waving to the losers? That's genius juxtaposition.

And it would seem that chefs aren't the only people who will benefit from the smoking ban. According to this really shit report from the BBC that reads like something out of Women's Own, the paparazzi will be able to get more shots of celebrities who step outside from bars and restaurants to 'have a fag'...I am loving the logic behind that.

We just have to hope that the chef shortage won't get so bleak that Ainsley is drafted to work in some country pub and has to quit TV for good.

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