Wednesday 11 July 2007

Slump in Italian wine sales

"Wine could make a good antibacterial mouth wash to fight tooth decay and a sore throat, according to Italian researchers." says The Telegraph.


Does that mean we can expect next weeks news to report that British researchers will recommend that you should gargle with cider?

7 comments:

Rock Hack said...

Mmm, so wine gives you better breath but you're still left with red wine smile issues...

I've always campaigned for the benefits of real cider - it's strong and girls drink it. As do students and tramps as a liquid alternative to eating actual food, so there's added weight loss properties...

Hamhock said...

"Arm and Hammered"

Anonymous said...

I've got a good idea of what British product you should gargle with!

Hamhock said...

"Dun Dun Dun.
Another Blog Bites the Dust."

:(

uncle jen said...

Ah give me a chance - been moving house and all that!

Hamhock said...

Sorry. Just got chocolate cold turkey.

Anonymous said...

I just came here to make another poorly-phrased crude comment but noticed I'd already made one several months previously. Oh well.