Monday 12 March 2007

Crap things celebrity chefs invent # 2

This has to be the most shameless non-invention to have ever graced eBay.


Jamie loses 50 credibility points for this one. That brings his total to minus 1,067,975.

Possible future Jamie Oliver inventions:
1. The PL8. It's like a plate but appeals to the younger generation. He'll be launching it with his next school meals campaign.

2. The Square-If-You-Dare rolling pin. It's like a rolling pin only square. For that perfect pastry!

3. The Make-The-Mosta-Your-Toasta. Its like a toaster only it toasts bread AND crumpets AND hot cross buns AND everything else a toaster does only I've put my famous name on it to make lots of money but don't care if I'll never be taken seriously every again because now I'm rolling in it.